Archive for April, 2008
Sexy Secretary
Some people in my life had really been on my case about getting a real job. So I broke down and went on an interview for this secretary thing. About 2 minutes into it, I knew it wasn’t for me. Let’s see, would I rather have to put on dress clothes and go set in a cube, or take off my clothes, and play with my tight pussy? Hard choice, wouldn’t you say?
Have a nice dreams, sweetie!
See My Girlfriend Ass
See my Horny Girlfriend
Bella Vendetta is officially the world’s hottest nerd
I recently got the sad, sad news that bespectacled badass Bella Vendetta would be shutting down her eponymous site because the credit card billers don't like her brand of porn and she's not willing to water it down. In mourning that awesome site, I am more than a little comforted by the fact that Bella is sure to still be out there posing for shoots like this irresistible set from Amelia G and Forrest Black. Bella sums up so many things I love in a woman: she's smart, geeky, iconoclastic, nasty and unfailingly sensuous. But let's get shallow for a moment: my God what a gorgeous body she has. Perhaps more importantly, there's something very special about being up close and personal as a punk chick with NRRDCORE and RIOT GRRL tattooed across her fingers slides a big glass dildo deep into herself. Mmmmm, Bellla.
